Archive - CJ Hopkins

The People’s Court of New Normal Germany

Just when I thought things could not possibly get more shockingly totalitarian in New Normal Germany, where I’m being prosecuted in criminal court (for…

Jul 21 •

The Civil War Simulation

It has been slouching toward Bethlehem for the last eight years.

Jul 17 •

The 10/7 Truthers

Thank God for the 10/7 Truthers!

Jul 10 •

June 2024

That's All Folks! (Redux)

Well, what do you know, it looks like we’ve got another “CRISIS OF DEMOCRACY” on our hands. Yes, that’s right, folks, THE VERY FABRIC OF DEMOCRACY IS AT…

Jun 29 •

The Blood-Dimmed Tide of Neo-Nationalism and Other Scary Simulacra

I published this essay almost eight years ago, when I was first getting started as a self-appointed political satirist. I’m reposting it today, in the…

Jun 10 •

May 2024

Asymmetric Idiocy

I miss the 1970s sometimes.

May 22 •

The Anti-Zionist Inquisition

Nobody expects The Anti-Zionist Inquisition!

May 9 •

April 2024

Fighting Monsters

So, I gave a little speech about art, and war. The Internationale Agentur für Freiheit, a Berlin art and cultural association, asked me to do that to…

Apr 28 •

The Palestine Congress

Thank God for the German Hate Police! Or heil … or whatever the appropriate salutation is for these unsung heroes. They just saved us all from “hate…

Apr 14 •

The Hate Police

Scotland’s new “hate crime” law took effect today.

Apr 2 •

March 2024

Degenerate Art in New Normal Germany

One of the first things totalitarians do when they set about transforming a democratic society into whatever type of strictly-regulated, utterly…

Mar 24 •

Mistakes Were Made

Make fun of the Germans all you want, and I’ve certainly done that a bit during these past few years, but, if there’s one thing they’re exceptionally…

Mar 15 •

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