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Proud member of the Substack-based death squad here ☠️🙌

Matt and Michael may have just crossed over from mainstream straddlers to courageous truth-tellers—a.k.a. far-right–wing conspiracy theorist malinformation superspreaders:

• “Letter to a Mainstream Straddler: Live Not by Half-Lies” (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/letter-to-a-mainstream-straddler)

I welcome them and look forward to many more joining our ignominious ranks.

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One of your best, CJ... You articulated the Democrats behavior yesterday, perfectly. Keep prodding! The Truth will eventually come out! Like the Buddha said, three things cannot long be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth..

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Please do Canada first. We are in big doo-doo up here.

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It's probably better to hallucinate, reality is just too awful. So Taibbi et al did talk to the 'man', they didn't listen of course, they were too busy hallucinating that Zelenskiy is winning, that the Russkies blew up their own real estate in a fit of pique, and that all is well with the world.

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Yep you hallucinated. It wasn't in the MSM so it didn't happen. Substack is just an alternate reality which discusses possibilities that don't occur in real life.

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I thought I'd inadvertently eaten some of those nice little psilocybe mushrooms on my pizza when I learned that Musk was reinstating banned accounts en masse starting February. But just in case I hadn't, I appealed my permanent suspension at the end of January and Twitter said they were reviewing my suspension for tweeting facts liable to cause offence and/or harassment of individuals unknown. I never heard back and my account is still permanently suspended, so now I know I'm not on the magic mushrooms and anybody who thinks that Twitter is now a reformed 'free speech' platform not under the control of the federal government IS eating hallucinogens, smoking too much whacky baccy or has been surgically or chemically lobotomised.

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Gratitude for the glimpse into the CLOWN SHOW that is our government.

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Mar 10, 2023·edited Mar 10, 2023

Approximately three billion people on this planet embrace the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Another two billion believe that the pedophile prophet Mohammed was a messenger from a God who speaks only Arabic.

My own tribe believes we are God’s chosen people and that He gave us a land that was already inhabited by (1) Canaanites, and later (2) Palestinians, whom we had to massacre to claim “our” promised land.

Does it surprise you to find that people who zealously harbor such beliefs would believe in a plague caused by a microbe with a lethality of less than 1% or a conspiracy that the once, but no longer, land of the commies would somehow manage to cheat the wicked witch of the west of of her rightful place as President of the United States? And that these true believers would want to lynch anyone who challenged their beliefs?

Doesn't surprise me. No more than the Inqusition or witch burnings. Or the state of Israel.

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Don't feel bad about your misspent youth. Satan talks to me through the television everyday...on multiple channels. He even likes to play dress-up and imitate various newscasters and politicians and health authority bureaucrats that were once taken seriously by all and sundry but have long since been spun off to another galaxy called empty man.

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"Substack-based death squad" indeed! Does she realize how popular Heather Cox Richardson is on Substack? Heather is most definitely left-wing. My sister reads her religiously. I try to read a variety of opinion pieces, so I was reading some of her stuff too -- until the "pandemic." I was waiting for this woman who is a history buff to write about the corruption and evil of the Fauci/AIDS years. When that didn't happen, I thought surely she will be against medical mandates and censorship. Nope. The Dems have turned into a cult, and they are the death squad.

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Keep up the amazing work! Your hallucinations are a sign of progress!! Thank you.

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Mar 12, 2023Liked by CJ Hopkins

Ok so this article had me full belly laughing Ive got what is probably strep while desperately trying to relax and enjoy the Mayan waters near tulum. I forwarded your article to My father who worked as a journalist at the Washington Daily news in DC before becoming George McGoverns senior advisor aming many things. I think he’ ll enjoy your article. He ignored my pleas in late 2020 to refuse the bioweapon shots. He begrudgingly admitted “ you were right” recently.

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Mar 10, 2023·edited Mar 10, 2023

I don't know if people have been paying attention to the other limited hangout - Matt Hancock, erstwhile English Health Minister and his incriminating tweets about ways to 'scare the pants off' the British public to ensure compliance (and a whole lot more), supposedly 'revealed' by The Daily Telegraph. AKA Midazolam Matt because of his direction of the administering of Midazolam and morphine to elderly people in care homes and hospitals instead of treating them for their actual symptoms. Hancock is both evil and very stupid - I think of him as a Mediocre-Functioning Psychopath.

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Somehow that Congressional hearing sort of felt like watching a group of unrepentant Nazis's - interrogating death camp survivors - survivors who were somehow being expected to admit some form of personal "guilt" - apparently for daring to openly oppose the Nazis' bat-shit crazy ideological positions. Yes, a mind-bending hallucinatory display indeed! I suspect the many very "woke" MSM pundits covering the hearing will dutifully record the many obvious - "micro-aggressions" - committed by the assembled Congressional "Nazis" cadre - uh, then again, perhaps not so much. : )

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Limited hangouts.... hm... that reminds me of something. Have you heard of the SPARS Pandemic? No? One should be able to find it on the Wikipedia page of the Center for Health Security, a US Think Tank that is now at the John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health.... actually right before Event 201... uhm... no, not there... it is on the External Links list though. I am sure you will like to read it, cause it is really funny, how it is playing out in front of our eyes right now. Of course Reuters did a fuck-check on how it did not at all predict this Pandemic... it was a strawman takedown, because it was not meant to predict the Pandemic, it was meant as a training exercise to prepare people for how to deal with a public posting true stories on Social Media... like they did in the last two to three years... one could equate that to how Jaque Ellul said that Propaganda needs time and preparation.

Since my take on the SPARSdemic was taken down along with my Medium blog with 11 subscribers and after 8 views, you can now watch it on Rumble and if you rather like to read it you can download it from the Wayback machine. I will post a revised version on substack later.

Oh and just a teaser on whats to come: Do you know who funded the Center for Health Security to the tune of $16 million? The Open Philanthropy organization... and if you are thinking effective altruism/longtermism ... think where you may have heard that recently too. Connections, connections....

https://rumble.com/v29sray-sparsdemic.html

https://archive.org/details/sparsdemic-anyone-.-have-you-heard-about-the-fictional...-by-swen-gerards-feb-2023-medium

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Thank heavens more and more people every single day are discovering that the “real” journos are on Substack.

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