I’m going to keep this relatively short, because … well, I’m down with some kind of bug. I haven’t been to a doctor or anything, so I don’t have an official diagnosis, but I’m pretty sure it’s some kind of weaponized mutant gastrointestinal virus that was released from an underground lab in China.
I’ve reported it to the Bundesgesundheitsministerium, the CDC, the ECDC, the NHS, the WHO, and other national and transnational health officials, and have requested that they immediately lock down the planet and order everyone to wear medical-looking masks and be repeatedly tested for whatever it is.
I also wrote to Pfizer, Moderna, BioNTech, AstraZeneca, and other pharmaceutical corporations to suggest that they get to work on some kind of experimental MRNA vaccine that every last human being on Earth could be brainwashed and/or coerced into taking, or demonized as “anti-vaxxers” and socially segregated if they refuse to comply.
I know, that sounds a little crazy, right? Because, the odds are, what I am suffering from is just common gastroenteritis (a/k/a the stomach flu), but, according to the Internet, there are billions of cases of stomach flu annually, resulting in over one million deaths globally!
Yes, that’s right, you can look it up — billions of cases and millions of deaths! When you add that to this Covid-19 thing, clearly, the only sensible solution is to radically restructure human society into a pathologized-totalitarian dystopia where people have to show their “medical papers” to be able to sit down and eat at a restaurant.
In any event, I haven’t been able to write a new Consent Factory essay, which I was just about to do when I was struck down by this weaponized mutant stomach virus.
I do have a couple of interviews for you, which I did just before the mutant virus got me. The first, The Push Toward a Totalitarian New Normal, is an interview with Fox News, which ran on June 2 …
The second interview, with Dr. Joseph Mercola, Political Satirist Takes Up the Fight Against Tyranny was just released today …
If you’re not familiar with Dr. Mercola, he’s a well-known osteopathic physician, best-selling author, and recipient of multiple awards in the field of natural health. He has been an outspoken critic of the “New Normal” from the beginning.
OK, that’s it. I’m going to crawl back into bed. I’ll have a new Consent Factory column for you soon, assuming I don’t … you know, die of (or with) this mutant stomach flu.
All best, as ever, from sunny Berlin,